“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.” ― Erma Bombeck
“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.” ― Jarod Kintz
“If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.” ― Cynthia Nelms
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” ― Erma Bombeck
"I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing." -Jamie Foxx
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." -Elayne Boosler
“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.” ― Jarod Kintz
“If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.” ― Cynthia Nelms
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” ― Erma Bombeck
"I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing." -Jamie Foxx
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." -Elayne Boosler
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